WMG theories for Doing It Right This Time:
Shinji(sighing):"No, Asuka..."
Kensuke:"Yes!"
Shinji:"... but you can beat some sense into his head."
Kensuke:"Ikari!"
Asuka(cracking her knuckles and smirking):"Gladly."
Rei(pensively):"Maybe we should get him in an Eva Unit. He can be useful as a meat shield."
Kensuke:"Ayanami!"
Rei(severely):''"You took pictures of our girlfriend without consent and sold them to horny teenagers. Still I am merely letting Asuka pummel you instead of liquefying you. Again. You should be grateful."
Asuka(brandishing a chainaxe):BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! SHINJI FOR US- Oh, forget the last part.
Rei(lifting an Eva-sized machine gun):WAAAGH!
Evidence #1: Rei suplexed an Angel.
Evidence #2: Per Word of God, that move was taken from Final Fantasy VI
Evidence #3: It would be awesome.
Touji(defensively):"Hey! I did not say it was a GOOD plan, did I?"
Kensuke(grouchily):"I still say it can work..."
Hikari(shaking her head):"Maybe. But where would we get that much tapioca?"
Incidentally Rei will beat herself up about not eating Sachiel's when she got the chance.
If they get together before Shamshel attacks, Unit 01 will rip Sachiel's off its corpse and will offer it to Unit 00 as a gift:
Rei blushes
Asuka: (pouting) Aww, Do not I have anything?''
Shinji: I'm sorry, Asuka-chan, but Unit 02 is not in Japan yet. But you can get the next one!
Asuka: Nah, it is all right. I think the next Angel will attack before my Unit 02 arrives. Your giant robot mom can get it.
In another story Asuka became Wonder Woman.
Wonder Woman was created by William Moulton Marston, inspired by his wife and their lover.
Marston and his wife lived with another woman in a polyamorous relationship. Their relationship was so enduring that both women remained together after Marston's death until one of them passed away forty years later.
All. Is. Connected.