Are you lonely? Do you feel powerless, or lacking a certain level of shame in your life? Do you want to see the European monks doing all the kung-fu fighting? Are you a massive weeb with a thing for cute girls in nun outfits and glasses?
Join Anime Catholicism™ today! Using imported Fantastic Catholicism, Shinto, Buddhist and Wuxia ingredients, Anime Catholicism™ takes all the political power and fashionable architecture and adds guns, prayer powers, vampires, handsome altar boys, One-Gender Schools with Pseudo-Romantic Friendships between schoolgirls and all the hip young Bishops and Mother Superiors you can stomach.