"I know it LOOKS delicious, but it tastes like one of Renaldo's old gym socks. And trust me, you do NOT want to know how I became familiar with that particular taste sensation."
— Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective
"Though it tastes like sweaty old socks, this should do the trick."
— Doctor, Little Princes, "I Don't Want to Kiss Great-Auntie"
"It tastes like custard and old socks!"
— Madame Gazelle, Peppa Pig, "Pedro's Cough"
"It tastes like frog skin and rotten fish!"
— Sophie, The BFG
Helen: Something wrong with that [tea]?
Grant: No, but I forgot to add sugar. Tastes like old socks without, you know?
Helen: No, I don't know. Never having savored my used socks.
Grant: No, but I forgot to add sugar. Tastes like old socks without, you know?
Helen: No, I don't know. Never having savored my used socks.
"Looks like a potato, tastes like a penny. Not a great trade-off."
— Human Protector examining a Diodia seed, Starbound
Ladybug: "This stuff tastes like crap."
Fly: "Really? Let me try some. Oh, it is crap. Not bad!"
— Antz
"You call this coffee? It tastes like mud. Oh, it *is* mud."
— Egon Spengler, The Real Ghostbusters, "Drool the Dog-Faced Goblin"