The Doctor: What's the twin planet of Raxicoricofallapatorious?
Absorbaloff: Clom.
The Doctor: "Clom".
Absorbaloff: Clom, yes.
Absorbaloff: Clom.
The Doctor: "Clom".
Absorbaloff: Clom, yes.
"They named their son Kurch and the girl Susan?"
"My name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Crispiniano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Back to you, Bob."
— Pablo Picasso, Epic Rap Battles of History, "Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso"
King: Queen Jipjorrulac, you seem troubled.
Queen: Yes, King Grippullon. Our son hasn't tortured the prisoners yet today.
King: Hmm, that's not like Mark.
Queen: Yes, King Grippullon. Our son hasn't tortured the prisoners yet today.
King: Hmm, that's not like Mark.
— The Fairly Oddparents, "Spaced Out"
38. Do you see nothing wrong with having two characters from the same small isolated village being named "Tim Umber" and "Belthusalanthalus al'Grinsok"?
Jeff: I'm Jeff, and here we have Carson, Steve, Jason, and... I'm sorry, I always forget your name.
Shmebulock: Shmebulock.
Jeff: Shmebulock! Yes.
Shmebulock: Shmebulock.
Jeff: Shmebulock! Yes.
"Meet characters with names so complicated, only a linguist could remember them, like: Gandalf, Frodo, Bilbo, Sauron, Saruman, Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Boromir, Faramir, Éowyn, Arwen, Gimli, son of Glóin, ISILDUR, Morgoth, Elendil, Galas Galathan, Théodred, Gríma Wormtongue, Legolas, son of Thranduil... Sam."
"[Catholic mass is] a few stories, normally about a guy with a crazy name whose wife has a normal name. 'In that town lived Zepheriuses and his wife, Rachel.' How come she gets to be Rachel? 'On their way to Galilee, Jesus met Enos and Barak and their wives, Kylie and Lauren.'"
— John Mulaney, Kid Gorgeous
"Wow, dude, your name is Doug? All these cool names, and then... Doug."
Narrator: This DVD includes your two very own personal trainers!
Trainer 1: Herro, everyone! My name is Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashite Teryaki Suzuki Honda Civic!
Trainer 2: Herro! My name is… Bob.
Trainer 1: Herro, everyone! My name is Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashite Teryaki Suzuki Honda Civic!
Trainer 2: Herro! My name is… Bob.
Final Fantasy XIV is cool because you'll group up with 3 other people and their character names will invariably be stuff like:
- Lilith Flameweaver
- Ryoko Inuyasha
- Pinball Greg
- Lilith Flameweaver
- Ryoko Inuyasha
- Pinball Greg
"Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were — Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail, and Peter."
"Cows! Bobby! Frederick II! Samuel! Jacob! James! Jacuzzi! All of you! We will come back and eventually, you will all be freed, but first, we must go."
— Apo, Pirates SMP
"I love the way this is working out! Now we have Garcelia, Jolinda, Elvira, and Mike."
— Bob Barker, The Price Is Right
"The High Court of the Empire of the Seven Systems is now in session, the honorable judges Zilfaxx, Cromulant Noproxis and Bob presiding."
— Bailiff, Quentyn Quinn, Space Ranger
"This is an interesting culture, where there's people named both Jackie and Laggius, that you have here."
— Karl Jacobs to Emperor Porkius VII, Tales From the SMP, "The Pit"
Here among all these strange names was a Henry.
"Schuenzeit, Rzefillda and... Alex?"
— Paul Saunders, Unskippable on Magna Carta 2
